Well hello there Mr. Cousins!

Mine is this long! 

Asia Monroe has yet to introduce herself personally to Sacramento Kings’ inside menace DeMarcus Cousins but certainly she has seen DeMarcus’ “cousin”.

Well hello there friend. 

Haha.

Monroe, a dancer who Cousins met a while back, will be the subject of his ire once he has proven that the racy and inappropriate photos she allegedly has is a fake.

Real or fake, what did DeMarcus Cousins do to deserve this?

I honestly don’t have a clue.

Whatever it is, Cousins is turning out to be a pretty wacky media baby. After he sent Paul Westphal packing, he allegedly made a mind error when he thought it was a good thing to photograph his schlong.

Celebrities… sigh.

John Wall, who is pretty close with Cousins back in their playing days in Kentucky, will probably do this at the site of the photo.

Game over.