Posted by : Syd Salazar Tuesday, July 03, 2012




Anthony Davis’ unibrow is understandably uni-er today following the announcement that he is the chosen one in the 2012 NBA Draft by the New Orleans Hornets. After spending a couple of years under the nurture of the NBA, the Hornets will finally have a team owner and with this announcement it’s an obvious call to see Davis as the main man of the franchise.

This early we have seen the results of his being. Emeka Okafor and Trevor Ariza were sent to the Washington Wizards in exchange of Rashard Lewis’ insanely expensive and immensely unnecessary contract which they subsequently bought off. And then in addition to Davis, they have selected former Duke Blue Devil and Doc Rivers’ spawn Austin Rivers as their tenth pick. While people saw this as an insurance policy for Eric Gordon’s departure, let it be known that the Lewis trade happened to keep this guy around.

But can’t Unibrow wear something else? 




I know New Orleans had issues with Baron Davis but that teal jersey is synonymous to a few players and without thinking the names are Larry Johnson, Alonzo Mourning, Muggsy Bogues, Dell Curry, and Baron Davis. Davis might not be much with the New York Knicks but back then, he was New Orleans’ rockstar. Also, while Davis' formative and explosive years were played in Charlotte, the Hornets of New Orleans adopted the Charlotte looks. 

If that Anthony Davis Slam Magazine cover is real and not like the other photoshopped images that are surfacing in the internet, then yeah… it’s fitting a number for the unibrow. If plays like he’s advertise then he’ll be a wonderful player to display in merchandize and he could be an ambassador for one-browed people of all walks of life.

Oh look… and they have the same surnames too!




But then again maybe he won’t use jersey #1. There are a couple of pictures on the net where Davis is wearing the #23 jersey. While the number screams Michael Jordan (or a Cleveland Cav version of Lebron James), the Hornets haven’t this big of a player since Baron Davis.

If Davis unleashes his Unibrow magic on the New Orleans Hornets wearing the 23 jersey, I promise that this is the last time I’m going to joke on his brow with this picture.




Game over.

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  1. I guess that just makes it a two-fer. I have an OG Baron Davis Nawlins jersey as well as a retro Unibrow jersey.

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  2. guess you're right. hopefully unibrow would be awesome in the nba. :)

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